Category Archives for TV
Recycled Hate Machine.
Our world is doomed. Oscar Wilde wrote about anti-mimesis in his book “The Decay of Lying” as early as 1889. Now it’s 2013 and we are living it. Thanks to John de Mol, Satan´s adopted son, who created “Big Brother” … Continue reading
Josef Mengele & The Zyklon B’s.
There you go. I did it again. I watched X Factor again. The US version. Because it makes me hate. The judges of these second series are L.A. Reid (responsible for suicidal shit like Avril Lavigne, Mariah Carey, Justin Bieber, … Continue reading
Hating Was Never This Much Fun.
Charlie Brooker is back. After his extremely profane (so extremely funny) books “Screen Burn”, “Dawn Of The Dumb” and “The Hell Of It All”, I am now enjoying his new read “I Can Make You Hate”. Read it. Hating was … Continue reading
Two Directions.
It finally happened. One Direction are the first band in the world that have cloned themselves. By that I don’t mean they cloned themselves, they’re too stupid for that. It’s very likely their manager, Leader of the Four Horsemen (or … Continue reading
Go To Hell.
Huh? What’s that, Beyoncé? Who run the world? Girls? I wonder how long it would take before you’d sell your mother in exchange for your release by the Russian authorities. There aren’t a whole lot of Girls with Power in … Continue reading
Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza: Boober.
Dear fuckers and fuckettes, I knew it was just a matter of time until the worst of both worlds would collide. Jeremy Jackson (the little fucker who played Hobi “Wan Kenobi” Buchannon (The Hoff’s son) in the 90s’ TV smash … Continue reading
Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza: 9 Million Dollars Please.
Dear fuckers and fuckettes, I think I’ve finally fallen in love. Her name is Stacey Wilson Betts and she’s suing JB for 9 Million USD because “she was hit with a “sound blast” at one of his concerts that left … Continue reading
Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza: Zit Fraud.
Dear fuckers and fuckettes, I don’t know how it happened. The Bieber was probably checking his yearly income (55 Million USD) and thought it wasn’t enough. I can imagine that. The easiest way to get money is fraud, so he … Continue reading
Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza: Lebanon.
Dear fuckers and fuckettes, I swear I’m not fucking kidding… One day after my last posting my computer was invaded by an evil virus that made the power supply burst. I’m telling you, the FBI is after me more than … Continue reading
BIEBER HITS BACK!!! THE HEAT IS ON!!!
As you might have noticed, this beautiful and inspiring website has been offline for a few weeks. My first thought was that the FBI had hacked it because of my transparent political views. So after murdering my landlord and barricading … Continue reading