BIEBER HITS BACK!!! THE HEAT IS ON!!!
As you might have noticed, this beautiful and inspiring website has been offline for a few weeks. My first thought was that the FBI had hacked it because of my transparent political views. So after murdering my landlord and barricading the doors and windows of my apartment, waiting for the Apache helicopters to arrive for the final shootout, I did some investigation and discovered that it was actually JB’s evil henchmen who have become aware of the upcoming Bieber Bashaton Week.
Raunchy Mike cannot be stopped, Evil Henchmen! Doom will strike upon you, Docile Dogs of Satan!
Thanks to my Raunchy Followers I have now gathered enough material to last for a full week of unchained flea ridden soul devouring rage. May you still have anything spectacular to report about JB in the next 7 days, send your email to Raunchy Contacts and my personal assistant Deirdre will send you her panties. She’s very clean.
If you are an FBI cop or an Evil Henchman of JB, don’t send your message to my personal assistant Deirdre, but fuck off instead, thanks.
Bieber Countdown begins now: 168 hours… (I have reset the countdown clock after my last blog posting).