Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza: 9 Million Dollars Please.
Dear fuckers and fuckettes,
I think I’ve finally fallen in love.
Her name is Stacey Wilson Betts and she’s suing JB for 9 Million USD because “she was hit with a “sound blast” at one of his concerts that left her with permanent ear damage.
In the suit, Betts claims Bieber “created a wave like effect of screaming by pointing into various sections of the arena. Then enticed the crowd into a frenzy of screams by continuously waving his arms in a quick and upward motion.”
Read the unnews right here: www.tmz.com.
Let’s say that just 1 out of every 100 lawsuits against The Bieber result in cash pay out… Hmm… Okay, I’ll need 16,500 volunteers to make Bieber go Bankrupt!!!
Well, fuckers and fuckettes, that’s it for today! I’ll see you tomorrow at a new episode of Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza. Don’t miss it or your hamster will die!
PS. You can still send in your suggestions to my personal assistant Deirdre at Raunchy Contacts. She HAS panties and she WILL fucking send ‘em to you.