Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza: Boober.
Dear fuckers and fuckettes,
I knew it was just a matter of time until the worst of both worlds would collide.
Jeremy Jackson (the little fucker who played Hobi “Wan Kenobi” Buchannon (The Hoff’s son) in the 90s’ TV smash hit Baywatch) has now proposed our beloved Bieber play his part in the soon to be released Baywatch movie.
Read it here: www.tmz.com.
Will they rename him Justin Boober for an extra dash of pulp marketing? Time will tell!
Well, fuckers and fuckettes, I think we’re all fed up now with Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza. I’ll try to think of another catastrophic unhuman to write about.
Can you think of anyone (I mean ANYONE) more annoying than our little humprabbit JB? Send your email to Raunchy Contacts and my personal assistant Deirdre will send you her panties. She’s very clean.