Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza: Zit Fraud.
Dear fuckers and fuckettes,
I don’t know how it happened. The Bieber was probably checking his yearly income (55 Million USD) and thought it wasn’t enough. I can imagine that.
The easiest way to get money is fraud, so he starred in this ad for a pimple cream called Proactiv that doesn’t work (of course). Check it: The Official Justin Bieber Proactiv Commercial .
But now they found out he’s been a bad boy, which has resulted in his unexpected death sentence. Read the full article here: The Guardian
Here’s a tip: Do you want to get rid of your zits forever for just 16 bucks? Listen to a full Bieber album and your skin will melt and fall off your face by itself.
Well, fuckers and fuckettes, that’s it for today! I’ll see you tomorrow at a new episode of Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza. Don’t miss it or your hamster will die!
PS. You can still send in your suggestions to my personal assistant Deirdre at Raunchy Contacts. She HAS panties and she WILL fucking send ‘em to you.