Tag Archives for art
Hating Was Never This Much Fun.
Charlie Brooker is back. After his extremely profane (so extremely funny) books “Screen Burn”, “Dawn Of The Dumb” and “The Hell Of It All”, I am now enjoying his new read “I Can Make You Hate”. Read it. Hating was … Continue reading
Crisis Marketing.
Back by popular demand: Street Stuff. As the times are plummeting towards a certain economic meltdown, marketing tactics are getting fiercer. A new version is Crisis Marketing, or better said: Guerrilla Marketing. Threatening with the end of the world has … Continue reading
Gay Black Jewish Klansmen For Tolerance And Understanding.
Aren’t they just adorable? Are you a gay black Jewish Klansman who supports tolerance and understanding? Send your email to Raunchy Contacts and my personal assistant Deirdre will send you her panties. She’s very clean.
SAVE PUSSY RIOT FROM JAIL!
Here we go again. Freedom of speech is a basic birth right for everybody. Even if you’re as ugly as the 3 creatures from Pussy Riot. Russia still doesn’t get it. I know you do (if you don’t: Fuck Off.). … Continue reading
BIEBER HITS BACK!!! THE HEAT IS ON!!!
As you might have noticed, this beautiful and inspiring website has been offline for a few weeks. My first thought was that the FBI had hacked it because of my transparent political views. So after murdering my landlord and barricading … Continue reading
Fuck Chuck.
Fuck Chuck Norris. Jean Claude Van Damme is gay. Sylvester Stallone is a pussy and Bruce Lee hits like a girl. But Jo Bonten is here. Jo Bonten is a cross between a ninja, a Crips member and a jet … Continue reading
Polite Shirt.
I’m so happy with my new shirt. Not only am I looking good in it, it’s also extremely fucking polite. I feel like the shirt is wearing me! Thank you, all you slaving kids in Bangladesh! Hugs hugs kisses kisses! … Continue reading
XXX.
I’m not the type to re-post videos. Especially if they’re commercials. Especially if they’re from Diesel. They’re fucking cunts. I also hate the fact that their cool stuff is beyond my budget. But this commercial is just too good to … Continue reading
Suck My Smurf.
I had an epiphany last night. I watched the new Smurfs movie and suddenly realized what a sexually repressed race they are. Imagine the bent sexual tension there must be for the Smurfs. And it must be terrifying for Smurfette. … Continue reading
So Young.
I want his name.