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Recycled Hate Machine.
Our world is doomed. Oscar Wilde wrote about anti-mimesis in his book “The Decay of Lying” as early as 1889. Now it’s 2013 and we are living it. Thanks to John de Mol, Satan´s adopted son, who created “Big Brother” … Continue reading
A Song About A Broken Cunt.
Happy New Year Motherfuckers! I hope you all die of gonorrhea! On a brighter note: Lily Allen is about to give birth! Yes, a second creature will pop out of the womb of the only woman who, at least in … Continue reading
Josef Mengele & The Zyklon B’s.
There you go. I did it again. I watched X Factor again. The US version. Because it makes me hate. The judges of these second series are L.A. Reid (responsible for suicidal shit like Avril Lavigne, Mariah Carey, Justin Bieber, … Continue reading
Hating Was Never This Much Fun.
Charlie Brooker is back. After his extremely profane (so extremely funny) books “Screen Burn”, “Dawn Of The Dumb” and “The Hell Of It All”, I am now enjoying his new read “I Can Make You Hate”. Read it. Hating was … Continue reading
Two Directions.
It finally happened. One Direction are the first band in the world that have cloned themselves. By that I don’t mean they cloned themselves, they’re too stupid for that. It’s very likely their manager, Leader of the Four Horsemen (or … Continue reading
Tom Cruise’s Octo-Mom Impregnation.
Yeah we love the USA, land of milk, honey and unimaginable lawsuits! This time it’s Tom Cruise (you know, the man with the hair helmet) who is on the receiving end of some very likely charges. A guy who calls … Continue reading
Justin Bieber’s Penis Enlargement.
Selena Gomez’s father finally spilled some inside intelligence on JB’s mental instability. Here are some (very cynically, these are not all of them) of the juicy details. For example, did you know: “Bieber has cost Selena Gomez’s father $426.78 and … Continue reading
Canadian Cousins Alert.
Tony DiMaio/startraksphoto.com; Jason Merritt/Getty Images I knew it. I fucking knew it. Mental illness clearly runs in this Canadian family. Researchers at Ancestry.com have discovered some extremely surprising news: pop singer Justin Bieber is cousins with Ryan Gosling and Avril … Continue reading
When A Plan Comes Together.
I love it when a plan comes together. Eleven months ago I started writing about vomit, The Bieber and Lady Gag. Now they finally team up. I’m a raunchy visionary. The Bieber did his barfing on October 1st at a … Continue reading
Who Run The World.
In the section “What The Fuck Is Wrong With You” I hereby unleash the full version lyrics of Beyoncé Knowles’ (that’s Jay-Z’s bitch) song “Girls Who Run The World”. Some comments from my side: 1. Girls don’t run the world. … Continue reading