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Tom Cruise’s Octo-Mom Impregnation.
Yeah we love the USA, land of milk, honey and unimaginable lawsuits! This time it’s Tom Cruise (you know, the man with the hair helmet) who is on the receiving end of some very likely charges. A guy who calls … Continue reading
Justin Bieber’s Penis Enlargement.
Selena Gomez’s father finally spilled some inside intelligence on JB’s mental instability. Here are some (very cynically, these are not all of them) of the juicy details. For example, did you know: “Bieber has cost Selena Gomez’s father $426.78 and … Continue reading
Canadian Cousins Alert.
Tony DiMaio/startraksphoto.com; Jason Merritt/Getty Images I knew it. I fucking knew it. Mental illness clearly runs in this Canadian family. Researchers at Ancestry.com have discovered some extremely surprising news: pop singer Justin Bieber is cousins with Ryan Gosling and Avril … Continue reading
Who Run The World.
In the section “What The Fuck Is Wrong With You” I hereby unleash the full version lyrics of Beyoncé Knowles’ (that’s Jay-Z’s bitch) song “Girls Who Run The World”. Some comments from my side: 1. Girls don’t run the world. … Continue reading
Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza: Boober.
Dear fuckers and fuckettes, I knew it was just a matter of time until the worst of both worlds would collide. Jeremy Jackson (the little fucker who played Hobi “Wan Kenobi” Buchannon (The Hoff’s son) in the 90s’ TV smash … Continue reading
Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza: 9 Million Dollars Please.
Dear fuckers and fuckettes, I think I’ve finally fallen in love. Her name is Stacey Wilson Betts and she’s suing JB for 9 Million USD because “she was hit with a “sound blast” at one of his concerts that left … Continue reading
Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza: Zit Fraud.
Dear fuckers and fuckettes, I don’t know how it happened. The Bieber was probably checking his yearly income (55 Million USD) and thought it wasn’t enough. I can imagine that. The easiest way to get money is fraud, so he … Continue reading
Raunchy Mike’s Incredible Bieber Bashaton Extravaganza: Lebanon.
Dear fuckers and fuckettes, I swear I’m not fucking kidding… One day after my last posting my computer was invaded by an evil virus that made the power supply burst. I’m telling you, the FBI is after me more than … Continue reading
BIEBER HITS BACK!!! THE HEAT IS ON!!!
As you might have noticed, this beautiful and inspiring website has been offline for a few weeks. My first thought was that the FBI had hacked it because of my transparent political views. So after murdering my landlord and barricading … Continue reading
BREAKING NEWS!!! JUSTIN SWEATS!!! LIKE REAL PEOPLE!!!
Sometimes a blog just writes itself. Read this or simply click the link below to read the exhilarating story as narrated by Jeremy Bieber. “Justin Bieber’s dad has revealed that his 18-year-old son has inherited one particular physical characteristic. Both … Continue reading