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A Song About A Broken Cunt.
Happy New Year Motherfuckers! I hope you all die of gonorrhea! On a brighter note: Lily Allen is about to give birth! Yes, a second creature will pop out of the womb of the only woman who, at least in … Continue reading
Black Tooth Grin.
Hail to Metal, Hail to Pantera, and Hail to Dimebag Darrell (August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004). Let the Black Tooth Grin flow tonight.
Josef Mengele & The Zyklon B’s.
There you go. I did it again. I watched X Factor again. The US version. Because it makes me hate. The judges of these second series are L.A. Reid (responsible for suicidal shit like Avril Lavigne, Mariah Carey, Justin Bieber, … Continue reading
Two Directions.
It finally happened. One Direction are the first band in the world that have cloned themselves. By that I don’t mean they cloned themselves, they’re too stupid for that. It’s very likely their manager, Leader of the Four Horsemen (or … Continue reading
Justin Bieber’s Penis Enlargement.
Selena Gomez’s father finally spilled some inside intelligence on JB’s mental instability. Here are some (very cynically, these are not all of them) of the juicy details. For example, did you know: “Bieber has cost Selena Gomez’s father $426.78 and … Continue reading
Canadian Cousins Alert.
Tony DiMaio/startraksphoto.com; Jason Merritt/Getty Images I knew it. I fucking knew it. Mental illness clearly runs in this Canadian family. Researchers at Ancestry.com have discovered some extremely surprising news: pop singer Justin Bieber is cousins with Ryan Gosling and Avril … Continue reading
When A Plan Comes Together.
I love it when a plan comes together. Eleven months ago I started writing about vomit, The Bieber and Lady Gag. Now they finally team up. I’m a raunchy visionary. The Bieber did his barfing on October 1st at a … Continue reading
Who Run The World.
In the section “What The Fuck Is Wrong With You” I hereby unleash the full version lyrics of Beyoncé Knowles’ (that’s Jay-Z’s bitch) song “Girls Who Run The World”. Some comments from my side: 1. Girls don’t run the world. … Continue reading
Go To Hell.
Huh? What’s that, Beyoncé? Who run the world? Girls? I wonder how long it would take before you’d sell your mother in exchange for your release by the Russian authorities. There aren’t a whole lot of Girls with Power in … Continue reading
SAVE PUSSY RIOT FROM JAIL!
Here we go again. Freedom of speech is a basic birth right for everybody. Even if you’re as ugly as the 3 creatures from Pussy Riot. Russia still doesn’t get it. I know you do (if you don’t: Fuck Off.). … Continue reading