Tag Archives for street
Mount Gay Rum.
Yay! More Street Stuff! Or better said: Asian mini market stuff. I found some strange stuff before here and here, but this next one made me really think. Mount Gay Rum. Makes me think of Brokeback Mountain. Imagine how a … Continue reading
Crisis Marketing.
Back by popular demand: Street Stuff. As the times are plummeting towards a certain economic meltdown, marketing tactics are getting fiercer. A new version is Crisis Marketing, or better said: Guerrilla Marketing. Threatening with the end of the world has … Continue reading
Burka Ninja Muslim Terror Samurai Stealth Squad.
My list of cool women keeps growing at a disturbing rate. It’s not sane. Especially Muslim women are getting adamant about what exactly is written in the Koran. An Iranian cleric said he was beaten by a woman in the … Continue reading
Fuck You Sushi.
Another case of stupid fucking ass wipers trying to tell us how to behave. And I thought this could only happen in the USA. Fuck you, judge Kirkland Casgrain! FUKYU! Read the story on montrealgazette.com. Are you opening a restaurant … Continue reading
BIEBER HITS BACK!!! THE HEAT IS ON!!!
As you might have noticed, this beautiful and inspiring website has been offline for a few weeks. My first thought was that the FBI had hacked it because of my transparent political views. So after murdering my landlord and barricading … Continue reading
Sex And Politics.
So I had this well deserved holiday. Except I worked more than ever. So I thought I was fully loaded to write my next hateful attack at an unsuspecting lazy full of himself beer belly carrying arrogant obnoxious money spilling … Continue reading
10 Places You Definitely Wanna Live In.
The title says it all. So here we go boys and girlzz! 1. Fucking, Austria 2. Bucksnort, Tennessee 3. French Lick, Indiana 4. Intercourse, Pennsylvania 5. Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, Massachusetts 6. Satan’s Kingdom, Connecticut 7. Tightwad, Missouri 8. Yeehaw Junction, Florida … Continue reading
The World’s Most Dangerous Lighter.
With as many barking labels as this lighter has, it has to be extremely fucking explosive. Use only when you are suicidal or when your lips are frozen to a homeless’ shelter’s outdoor toilet (I don’t know why that would … Continue reading
Shit On.
Excellent wine making. Terrible marketing. Have you shat on something or somebody in the last 12.37 nanoseconds? Send your email to Raunchy Contacts and my personal assistant Deirdre will send you her panties. She’s very clean.
Panda Death Match.
I think I might have accidentally murdered a panda bear this morning. I was going to work when he suddenly popped up in front of me, just like Justin Bieber does in all his video clips. He asked for a … Continue reading